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Shouldn't we be talking about the kids?
               
Don't you feel that the moment you gave birth that you somewhat ceased being yourself and became "the baby's Mommy?" People call you on the phone and they ask, "How's the baby?" When it's your birthday, you unwrap your gifts and find stuff for the baby. Well this is your page to talk about you and only you. The only rule here is no talking about the kids(and no potty talk, of course.) So the question is, are you feeling selfish?                
                 
The Vent Page - Hey, what's eating you? Here it is at last! This is your license to whine and complain to your heart's content. Did your kids "forget" to take the trashcan to the curb again? Did the paperboy leave your paper in the bird bath again? This is the place to celebrate all of life's little annoyances.                
                 
24 Hours to Yourself - Let's just say through some magical (or drug induced) happening that your husband decided to take the kids and stay at his parents for the day. On that same day, your boss calls you and tells you that you have been working so hard lately that you can take the day off. Finally, it is reported on the news that science has finally come out with a Star Trek like transporter and now travelling anywhere in the world can be accomplished in a matter of seconds. What would you do? Where would you go?                
                 
Brag about Your Talents - We all have our unique talents. Maybe you've taken ballet since you were five. Maybe you can write your name with both hands. Me, I have double jointed fingers. I sincerely hope that your talent is better than that. Please brag to us about everything your family is sick of hearing about.                
                 
The Mommy Forum - The site's only message board. This is the place for you to post messages to friends and chat about the latest in motherhood. This board is monitored so let's keep it clean and nice. Debates are encouraged, but please refrain from any personal attacks.                
                 
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